Never pull his chair away...ever!
Neil spends most of his time lighting up 'The Heat'...well...unless you happen to be a young lady,
in which case he will happily tell you that he is the lead guitarist !! He will also show you his tatts and buy you beer though.
Lights, especially Pirate ones
lying about playing the guitar
LITTLE KNOWN FACTS -
Neil has more than the standard number of nipples for a man...or a woman...or a human..or indeed an ape.
Neil may or may not be able to produce enough milk to feed a small African nation.
Without a sat nav he would be completely lost...good job he isn't a cab driver..oh...