Never pull his chair away...ever!


Neil spends most of his time lighting up 'The Heat'...well...unless you happen to be a young lady,
in which case he will happily tell you that he is the lead guitarist !!  He will also show you his tatts and buy you beer though.

LIKES -
Beer
Lights, especially Pirate ones
Tattoos
lying about playing the guitar
Liverpool FC

LITTLE KNOWN FACTS -

Neil has more than the standard number of nipples for a man...or a woman...or a human..or indeed an ape.

Neil may or may not be able to produce enough milk to feed a small African nation.

Without a sat nav he would be completely lost...good job he isn't a cab driver..oh...